What the hell is up with Cape Town's weather? JEEZ!!!! Its just too cold. I thought it was bad enough me living in a pink house, now I have the vagina to match it. My house is like the inside of a deep freeze. I sit and watch t.v in a tshirt, jersey, jacket, beanie, black boxers (so the skid marks dont show), long pants, takkies and under a blanket. My house is too cold, I first thought it was haunted because every now and then I would get these cold flushes and because there is a ghost in my downstairs toilet...she's nice...at times. Getting out of the shower is depressing, As soon as I get out I watch the water turn to icicles on whats left of my penis. He was so happy in summer, hanging around. Taking my pajamies and trying to put them on is a mission...because they stuck in the position I left them in. My bed feels like a cold puddle...I have to lie in one position the whole night with the blanket over my head just to stay warm...god, I hate winter, and this isn't even bad, I mean this is like summer in some Northern Hemisphere countries. But still it sux...(and I think someone is listening because the sun is shining directly on my desk as I type this)Well I have had my fair share of depressing people over this winter period already. My boss is moaning alot more than ever, I have clients who are on the verge of suicide...I had the marketing director of Coca cola on the phone with regard to the advert I designed for them, She was like "ag, do what you want I just dont care anymore", yes people I have been checking the obituary for her name, clearly noone has found her body yet. 5fm is just plain depressing from 12 - 3pm and I dont need winter to help with that one. Dj's Grant and Anelle are seriously the kakkest duo ever to grace radio, what crack was the head of 5fm smoking when he decided to put those two idiots on to replace LEGENDS Sacha and Ian. COME ON!!!! seriously! I think the suicide toll went up in this country since they were put on air. I dread it when 12 o clock comes and Sacha says chow! I want to crawl up into a little ball under my desk and start crying like the little girl I have become to be from this winter...
I hope Derek van Dam uses that swift hand movement of his and brings back the sun to Cape Town...if not, I will untag his ass from all my sister's wedding photos...Yes Derek be warned...you will be erased from the wedding album if you dont bring sun to my lovely city soon...
