I have decided its about time I try out some creative writing...I think whats going to make it nice and creative is my spelling, it goes from bad to worse as the sentences get longer. School was years ago (6 to be exact), so this is officially my first essay since...wish me luck people!
This blog is basically going to be all about how I portray the world around me and there will be a bit about me here and there (Im sorry...Im very patriotic...to myself or is it vein, who knows). I can be critical at times but I usually just let things slide, like metrorail for example...it is by far the worst public transport in the modern world, I mean if you own a restaurant and you know its going to be peak hour soon, you will prepare like crazy for the busy time...Metrorail does the complete opposite at peak hour and works perfectly when noone needs the train home...I fucken hate it....Jeez, thats the first time I have actually vented about it in like 17 years of taking the train...I do drive but whats the point of parking my car for 8 hours when I can drive it on weekends and show my baby off ...plus petrol is a bitch.
I will try write about my weekends on Monday mornings but I dont think there will be much to write down as I go a little too crazy on Fridays and Saturdays and usually spend my Sundays turning meat on a braai trying to figure out what the hell happened or I just lie in bed all day and come out at night like a fucken vampire because any bit of light feels like it will melt the skin right off my body. Thats when I know...that was one fucken AWESOME weekend.
Wednesdays and Fridays will be interesting to read this blog because Tuesdays and Thursdays are usually my mission night...Mission one: LETS FIND WEED....Mission two: LETS HOTBOX THIS MOTHERFUCKER....Mission three: LAUGH UNCONTROLABLY...Mission four: MUNCHIES....Mission five: SPONTANEOUS ACTS OF STUPIDITY....man, I cant wait for tomorrow...good times!
The one place I love partying at is Tiger Tiger...I just fucken love that place. There is nothing like 2 for 1 after a hectice car bar session, beautiful bartenders, bouncers that anyone in the club could fuck up and music that you can actually sing along too...there is nothing like being in your Tiger chops on a Tuesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday....so if you out and about you more than likely going to find me pissing it up at Claremont's finest club.
So thats just a insy tiny bit about me and some of the crap that I will be posting on this "journal of my life"....I hope I can keep it going and you guys keep reading
Byeeeee!
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